what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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