How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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