Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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