So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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