Me. At least after what I've been through.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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