so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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