The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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