talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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