yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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