she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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