Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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