But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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