at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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