remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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