I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I came so hard my ears popped.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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