Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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