I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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