awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
