You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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