I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm always down for nudity.
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