Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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