But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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