if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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