Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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