Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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