dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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