Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
