whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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