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so that wasnt chicken after all

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back

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(864): View more from South Carolina

her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes

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(618): View more from Illinois

we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning

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(905): View more from Ontario

Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots

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(954): View more from Florida

My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him

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(804): View more from Virginia

Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?

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