This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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