your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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