And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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