Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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