her vagine was all disorganized.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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