It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she looked like the before picture.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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