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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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