Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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