She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
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Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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