If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.