Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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