The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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