Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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