i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She's the barista slut.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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