I want to have your abortion
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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