Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
ok first of all what the fuck
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