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I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.

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(251): View more from Alabama

but she was nice to me.

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She was a fuckin STRIPPER.

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(773): View more from Illinois

She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us

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(315): View more from New York

That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.

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(518): View more from New York

The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.

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