Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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