So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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