Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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