I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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