did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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