Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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