My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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