How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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