Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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