My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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