He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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